Spezielle Seiten

Gesammeltes von A bis XYZ<br />
<br />
Gesammeltes von A bis XYZ

Suche

Suche
Sie sind hier: ralfy.de >> Humor >> Witze >> English

Neuigkeiten

Login

Einloggen



Einen neuen Account anlegen.
.

Hauptinhalt

What is Politics?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Pol itics?'

 

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.  About the nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.  And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.  Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

 

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

 

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

 

He gives up and goes back to bed .

 

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

 

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

 

The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'



Software Development Cycle

  1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
  2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
  3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.
  4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.
  5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
  6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
  7. Users find 137 new bugs.
  8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
  9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
  10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
  11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
  12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
  13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free...


129677 Besucher

Nach oben.
.

xx_zaehler

.

xx_zaehler